I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this citybut I’m just someone passing by
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
I can’t wait to fall asleep in the arms of someone I love every night for the rest of ever
Gall bladder’s last day. [theawkwardyeti]
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….